Queen Bee-atch's Realm: November 2002

Friday, November 29, 2002

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

For years I have loved watching the all time classic Sound of Music, and when it was put on stage by high school students with some "special" participation of the faculty, I wanted to see what was to become of it.

The only thing I truly enjoyed was the musical part - that of which where Janina played the piano (Thank God it was a musical meaning there were lots and lots of great performance from my divine pianist) and the time Phily sang. Just that.

To make my point clear, in the original Sound Of Music, Baroness Eberfeld played by Doris Lloyd was superb! She was the exact icon of beauty and class. This time however, the "Baroness" was a complete deviation from what it should have been according to the role. It was actually quite the opposite. The "Baroness" turned out to be a total ugly slut with a below sea level stature. Artists should define certain roles when onstage (Oh yeah! She's not an artist), but my oh my, this girl cannot seem to be able to detach her own personality that it reflected on the role. It was pathetic and down right hilarious! I have never seen anyone try so hard and fail at it. Even my friends Gene Navera, Lallie Bucoy, Bheng Espinosa and Elmer who watched it with me couldn't contain themselves from commenting. Yes they did. I am such an angel right now I wouldn't put a single thing they said or else someone might commit another futile attempt at suicide.

Oh well, I am just so so so so happy that after the show, Janina and I went out with my friends and left the sordid event behind like an ugly memory better left to be forgotten.

Sunday, November 10, 2002

Get a life!

What is it with exes that ticks you off so much you want to wring their necks and give them a slow painful death - especially when it's your current partner's ex-girlfriend.

Fine. (Exhales) What more must my girlfriend tell you for you to finally understand and accept that you are now through, finished, over, done, geëindigd (Dutch), fini (French), beendet (German), rifinito (Italian), terminado (Portuguese).

She left you because:

1. She doesn't like you anymore.
2. She never loved you in the first place.
3. You have molds in your ear.
4. You're a doorknob! (Everyone gets a turn)
5. You pretend you're possessed by the Holy Spirit.
6. You brush your teeth without the use of water.
7. You have sex with your own cousin.
8. You're below average.
9. The doctor in University Health Service said you needed a psychiatrist.
10. My girlfriend's mother is freaked out by you.
11. You have illusions/delusions.
12. You're weird.
13. You're dense.
14. You'd sleep with anyone/anything even highschoolers.
15. You're a slob.
16. You have no sense of fashion.
17. You have delusions that your uncle who happens to be a decent pastor ogles at you.
18. The only thing you eat are instant noodles.
19. You'd pass for a man.
20. You're schizophrenic.

These are just 20 things that are reason enough for her to leave you! If it's still not enough, read this:

She's now with me and she loves me to pieces.

Got it? Still a no? I do have something for you, try taking any of these three times a day: