40 random things...

1. Something I haven’t done but would love to do:
Torture then kill She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named
2. Never in my life: have I run away from home.
3. When I was five: I almost I got kidnapped.
4. High School was: a blast!
5. I will never forget: my first heartbreak.
6. I once met: a strange old man who told me I will have e-l-e-v-e-n children in the future! Geezuz! What the F*%#K! Eleven?!
7. There's this girl I know who: takes me to the moon and back with the most amazing fireworks show I have ever seen..
8. Once, at a bar: I danced like I’ve never danced before.
9. By noon, I'm usually: at work.
10. Last night: I slept after reading a few pages of a Winterson book.
11. If I only had: enough money and time right now, I’d like to have a trip around the world with my adventurous partner.
12. Next time I go to church: it’s because I am with Janina or her Mom.
13. I am addicted to: shoes, make-up, clothes, bags and books.
14. What worries me most: is being a failure in life.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: my jewelry tree.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: my clothes, bag and shoe closets.
17. You know I'm lying when: I can’t get my story straight. Poooft!
18. Three things I can’t live without: Body Shop’s Lip and Cheek Stain, stilettos, good book.
19. If I was a character in a novel, I'd be: the witch/vampire/temptress villain.
20. By this time next year: I’d be working still!
21. A better name for me would be: Empress Gwen/ Goddess Gwen/ Queen Gwen
22. I have a hard time understanding: MATH! MATH! MATH!
23. If I ever go back to school, I'll: quit being a delinquent brat and come to class!
24. You know I like you if: you’re still alive after we see each other.
25. My ex once: told me we’d spend the rest of our lives together.
26. Body parts you are proud of: breasts, lips, hands.
27. Take my advice, never: lend a good book to anyone unless you’re absolutely sure it would be returned in good condition.
28. My ideal breakfast is: anything that was prepared by my loving partner.
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you start your day early to avoid traffic.
31. Smell, character flaw, microchips & movie star: Fresh eucalyptus leaves, selfish, cellular phone, Angelina Jolie
32. Why won't people: respect other people's right to be different?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you’ll surely have dinner prepared by moi.
34. I'd stop my wedding: to wait for my father’s arrival.
35. The world could do without: homophobic ingrates.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: befriending my partner’s former girlfriends.
37. My favorite blonde is: Ellen Degeneres
38. Toe nails are more useful than: Zits!
39. If I do anything well, it's: being a good conversationalist.
40. And by the way: I’m a goddess.