Friday, June 30, 2006

I'm a sinner.

Greed:

Very High


Gluttony:

High


Wrath:

Very High


Sloth:

High


Envy:

Medium


Lust:

High


Pride:

Very High


Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz


Pride. That of which I thought I have already somehow "cured" myself of. As I was pondering one day out of boredom, I thought about the 7 Deadly Sins and I wonder just where I belong under the said sins. Of course, having a broadband access at home which immensely helps me with my Open University course cramming, it also serves as a source of entertainment for me. I quickly searched for the 7 Deadly Sins and discovered a site that has a quiz so that I may determine just what sin it is that will have me on the road to Hell in an instant. I took the test and voila! I think I just may have committed it all with flying colors! My goodness! Have you ever seen so much high marks? If I had something like that when I was in the university my parents would have jumped for joy. But alas! I only have sins to show.

Let's see...

1. Pride

2. Greed

3. Wrath

4. Lust

5. Gluttony

6. Sloth

7. Envy

Geezuz! If it were true (and not made by some Catholic pedophiles) I sure have a one way ticket to hell. Should I justify all these?

Hmm, again again again, Envy being my weakest sin is something I approve of =p I do not have much to envy about, thanks to so many things in my life that I can be very grateful for.

Sloth is my degenerating desire to work.

Gluttony is my luscious desire for many delectable things.

Lust... that of which is an insatiable thing for me.

Wrath, something that I just can't let go.

Greed which makes me feel guilty at times (depends on what it is that I am so greedy about) Then of course, there's Pride. My number sin which I won't deny.

So there, I am guilty, guilty, guilty. So sue me for being honest.

Now, back to boredom.

Friday, June 23, 2006

I wanna play

Do you still the remember the good old Barbie days? Did you ever get to play one? I remember I had loads of them when I was young. I had tons of Barbies, Skipper, Grandma Barbie, babies, pets, houses, groceries, cars, and all the paraphernalia you could ever think of - and of course Ken. But back in those days, I don't think I had any inclination that one day, I'd be one hot insatiable lesbian.

This is something else! As I was surfing the net, I came across
DYKEdoll, it's the first lesbian Barbie-like doll. Their first toy is named Bobbie Doll (neat huh) She's a 12-inch tall toy (no I am not advertising a vibrator nor a dildo here) she wears a leather jacket, muscle T-shirt and a tatoo. The dolls are the brainchild of New Yorker Stephanie Prod. The 36-year-old came up with the idea while writing her Masters thesis on the under-representation of lesbians in popular culture. The DYKEdoll figures will sell for $49.95 (about £28) each. But only people over 21 can buy the full package priced at $65 (£37).
Why such a price difference? This is where Bobbie Doll tops the other Barbie or Ken dolls, it actually includes accessories such as tiny leather harnesses and miniature vibrators. Yes, you read it right! Leather harnesses and miniature vibrators to tickle their fancies (no pun intended).

Bobbie – or Bobbie Rockabilly DYKEdoll, to give her full title – will launch on the dykedolls.com website along with her friends, Doc Holliday and Diesel Dyke. But then of course here comes the ever frigid people of the homophobic community with their banners and loud voices screaming: "You-will-burn-in-hell-for-the-abomination-that-you're-doing" crap. I mean geez it's not as if lesbian mothers would be in line in an instant buying the said doll to immediately give it to their children at home?! In case the said homophobes did not quite get it right, the said dolls are for mature ages only (and no, you ingrates do not belong in it) Besides, there are two kinds of the Bobbie doll - the regular one and the pleasure-giving one. I wonder if I should buy one and give it to my partner? But I digress!

So with the creation of Bobbie and the other dykes, does that mean that she would eventually be paired up with Barbie? Poor Barbie! Now she's going to have to deal wth an identity crisis!

I say I'd go for Bobbie for summer,


maybe Doc Holliday for winter or


Diesel Dyke
for the rest of the year as if everyday is a holiday!
Here ladies and gentlemen is Accessory # 1
And of course, Accessory # 2

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

All About Kissing

Did you know that...
  • The scientific name of kissing is Philematology
  • Our brains are equipped with neurons that help us find our lover's lips in the dark
  • It's estimated that the average person will spend about 20,160 minutes of kissing in their lifetime
  • You burn 26 calories in a minute of kissing
  • Hershey's Kisses got their name because the machine that makes them looked like it's kissing the conveyor belt
  • The first kiss ever shown in a movie "The Kiss" was in 1896

So go ahead and pucker up! It feels so damn great plus it's a good way to stay healthy as well!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Elvish


I just discovered my Elvish name, it's ok. Makes me want to watch Lord of the Rings Trilogy again or better yet, read the novel if I'm not too lazy today. Hayyy... things you do when you're truly bored. Might as well go read up again.


1. GWENDOLIN/GWENDOLYNNE/GWENDOLYN(female)

- Welsh 'white + ring'; losse "white"; corma "ring", thus Lossecorme

2. Eärwen Anárion - Another Elvish name of mine

3. Finduilas Anárion - and another Elvish name